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Submitted by Jo Larwood

It is early evening.  I’m in my little home, in my tiny village, in the county of Norfolk, UK, which is part of a community that peppers across a five mile area of arable farm land.  I’m within spitting distance of the coast and North Sea.  I’ve just put another log on the fire to keep the autumnal (don’t know the American equivalent of autumnal) winds at bay.

I have to write to you good folks in Idaho.  I have a confession.  It is something that I have been burdened with for nearly two years.  The truth is I have been spying on you all that time.  I have read travel guides on you, maps and historical texts.  I have sat in the library and at home scrolling through web site after web site.  I have printed pictures of water towers in Kootenai County.  I have route planned journey times from Idaho Falls to Pocatello.  But last night I did the ultimate in stalking.  I clicked on the web cam on Idaho Falls Today.  It was 9.30 in the evening UK time, probably late lunch your time and I watched the clouds roll by.  That was when I realized I had to confess.

So here it is – I Love Idaho!!  There.  I said it.  I can’t tell you how good that feels.

Now – I suppose you want to know where all this nonsense is headed?

Eighteen months ago an idea for a novel came to me.  Well, truth be told, characters starting living in my head.  It was either write the book or get locked up in an institution.

These characters started their story in Wyoming.  I knew Montana would be involved later.  Then – BAM – they told me they were living in Idaho.  Blimey, gosh, I thought.  Where the hell is Wyoming, Montana and Idaho?  I hoped they were close to each other (bet you are all laughing at that one!).  I found my kids ‘Children’s Atlas of the World’ and, hey-presto, you are neighbours.  Shocked me I can tell you!!!

Yeah, Wyoming is pretty.  Sure, Montana is nice.  But Idaho.  I love you.  I’m now onto my third book (it’s turned into a trilogy) and if I don’t come visit Idaho pretty soon I may have to contact NASA and hack into a spy satellite!

Thanks, you guys for letting me rant.  Tell me if you want to hear more about Norfolk.  It is like Idaho in so many ways and so different.  Also can I have permission to bug you with questions on daily life in Idaho?

Cheers, Ta ta for now old chaps.  You’ve been absolutely marvelous.

Jo Larwood

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Hi, Jo…
Thanks for the valentine!
I really hope you can visit us sometime… Idaho Falls is a very hospitable place. Probably the nicest feature of Idaho Falls is it’s proximity to an amazing variety of scenery and to the other states you mentioned.

The trip from I.F. to Pocatello is a hour’s drive, and you’ll pass through Hell’s Half Acre on the way. An hour west, and you near the Craters of the Moon. An hour east lies the Teton mountains and Jackson Hole, Wyoming. An hour north puts you in W. Yellowstone, Montana, the doorway Yellowsonte Park, which has an entrance at the end of Main Street. Two hours in any direction would give you plenty of places and people to write about, and scenery that is simply jaw-dropping awesome. Shoshone Falls is much higher than Niagra, just as an example.

…and there is plenty to see and do that’s much closer than an hour away.

There is a similarity to all the folks who live in the Heart of the West, but each state has it’s distinct differences.

I’ve lived in other places, especially Montana, but I always end up coming back here. Old Mother Idaho is a mighty hard place to beat!


Maybe you could share the titles of your previous 2 books so we can check them out sometime? I believe all of us that live in this area can agree that we live in some of the most beautiful country in the world. Idaho, Montana & Wyoming all have some breathtaking scenery and wildlife. And while all three states have some pretty barren desert and/or scrub-brush areas, the surrounding mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, valley’s, waterfalls etc. make driving through the desert to get to these beautiful areas worthwhile. We hope you get to visit our little slice of heaven sometime in the near future. But in the meantime, thank you for your kind words and best of luck on your new book.


Thanks for all your helpful comments. I’m glad I estimated Pocatello/IF correctly as I’ve got someone working in P in book two.
In answer to other questions. I have not been fortunate enough yet to get an agent. As soon as I do you will be with first to know. I’ll be shouting it from the roof tops when they finally hit the shelves. What I have learned is that writing is a loney art but story telling is a community endeavour. Without people like you my words may never get read.
My base for the story is a deteched five bedroomed house tucked away in the dusty plains 40 mins west of IF. The Snake’s nearly and there is a lovely view of the mountains from my character’s meadow. I’m not going to give too much away. Sorry folks.


Of all the places in Idaho this person could have fell in love with they chose the desolate wasteland that encompasses all of southern Idaho?????????????? I think Twin Falls is about the only place even uglier than Idaho Falls. Its not so bad here once you drive a ways away but there is no arguing that the immediatete Idaho Falls area is ugly, ugly, ugly.

Idaho has some pretty places but they don’t exist in about 95% of the bottom 1/3 of the state which gives Nevada a run for its money in barren ugliness. This person did at least mention Kootenai county which is beautiful up there in the northern part.


At least he picked Idaho Falls over Rigby or St Anthony. There’s not much here worth looking at other than the snake river and if you’ve seen one river, you’ve seen em all. A little over an hour north of IF and he’ll be in heaven. And Northern Idaho is much more scenic.


Jeeeeeez, folks. I work out in that “ugly wasteland,” have hiked there, explored caves there, sheltered during thunderstorms there, and it’s beautiful. I’ve pulled off the road to let caribou and white-tail deer cross the road. I’ve seen coyotes, porcupines, snakes and lizards. It’s a wonderful place if you go out and explore it a bit. Get out of your cars, folks.


yep, desert wasteland.


This is a beautiful area and I am excited that you have decided to write a book that involves this area. As you can tell Jo, some who live here aren’t that happy with it, but it offers so many different types of terrain, seasons and opportunities it is difficult to get board. I hope that you will be able to look up some photos on the net and get a better idea of the mountains, high plains desert, river bottoms, farm land and rolling hills that are here. Good luck on the book and keep us posted on how things are going.


If I only achieved one thing by stalking you at least I’ve got you Idahoan’s to speak passionately about your corner of the world. Can you imagine what will happen when the books get published? How will you all feel when Hollywood arrives to make the movie? My word. I hadn’t realised what a monster/angel I was creating.
By the way, it’s Jo without an ‘e’ so its feminine, not masculine! I’m glad you thought I was a bloke. I want both sexes to read my work and like it.
I’m glad I chose a beautfully ‘ugly’ part of Idaho. I was looking for isolated and desolate. Lot like Norfolk. More comments please.


Hi, Jo…
40 miles west of I.F. would indeed put your characters into the Arco desert, but 15-20 miles would put them in farmland. This land was originally high steppe, covered with sagebrush, but has been plowed and converted to farm use for many years. Most of the farms grow potatoes, irrigated by deep wells.

The Arco desert is full of lava flows intersperced with areas of sagebrush, rabbit brush, and native grasses. It’s very similar to the high steppes of Mongolia, except for the lava flow areas, which are very rough and wild. While the area isn’t farmable, you will get lots of disagreement about whether it’s wasteland or not… Personally, I really enjoy the desert scenery. During the era of open range, many stockmen grazed sheep and cattle all over the desert; my grandfather was one of them.

There are several extinct volcanoes that can be seen as well, especially two that are called the Twin Buttes.

For sure, mountains can be seen on the horizon- the Lost River Range is plainly seen looking westward from almost all of the Snake River plain.

Arco, a small town in the heart of the desert, lies at the foot of the Lost Rivers. It’s 60 miles west of Idaho Falls.

East of the Snake River, the terrain is mostly rolling foothills that lead up to the Blackfoot Mountains, which lie southeast of Idaho Falls and extend southward to Soda Springs. This area is commonly called ‘Bone’, named for a family of early settlers whose last name was Bone. They built a hotel next to the Bone road, which was the early stagecoach trail that connected Soda Springs to Idaho Falls. the hotel was located next to a good spring which provided a natural watering stop for the stage horses which is still used by ranchers who trail their stock up and down the road. This little place is called Ozone.

From the northern end of Bone, it’s possible to see the Teton Mountains to the east and the Lost Rivers to the west in places. Most of this area is dry farming country, where non-irrigated crops, mostly wheat, is grown.

As one goes south, the Bone area gets continually higher in elevation. South of the Bone Store, a small country store that lies about 30 miles south of Idaho Falls, there is a long and high hanging valley (called a ‘hole’ out here; Jackson Hole is a similar hanging valley) with mountains on both sides. This area is ranch country and few folks live there year round, as it gets a lot of snow- typically 4 feet or more- in the winters.

This area would make a good setting for your story, I think- if one of your characters lives in Pocatello, he/she could get to Bone from a number of roads that head east.


I’m sure we can all agree that everyone has their own preferences. I moved here for the wilderness and absolutely love it, but I enjoy the mountains more than anything. Having travelled extensively all over the country I personally enjoy other types of desert areas around the country. Sedona Arizona being my favorite. The painted desert and petrified forest, as well as Carlsbad New Mexico with it’s awesome caverns to Southern California’s deserts. Utah also has some beautiful places to go such as Bryce Canyon, Moab & Arches Nat.Park.
These are the types of desert landscapes I enjoy as opposed to Idaho with it’s rough and rugged lava flows and sagebrush which is extremely difficult to navigate through most areas, whether it be via offroad vehicle or by foot. But thats the beauty of Idaho, there’s something for everyone here.

Good luck with your book Jo. Do you have a website for your novels? If not you should really consider it. Since you don’t have an agent or anything published yet, why not build a website and post your work online for people to read. You’d get a much wider audience and greater exposure. You say this is your third book now, what could it hurt?


Americans use the word Autumnal


I believe that people make wherever they live exactly what they want. Idaho Falls is a beautiful, family-friendly and safe part of the world. I’ve traveled for many years…to every part of the globe, and having been born and raised here, I appreciate what we have. Jo - you are on the right path. You should come visit. I have a business that can event take care of your travel if you like (no charge). Gook Luck with your books and your day-dreams of our beautiful area!

Annette


Wow…..great topic.

Do you think it would be possible to feature a “chapter” or a “paragraph” of one of your books here??


Thank you for all your time, help and assistance. I’m glad to say most of your information mirrored what I’ve already learned but there were many large gaps you were able to fill. I love the web site idea but am considerably computer illiterate.
I really do want to come visit but am worried I’ll never leave! :-(
If you guys really want to read an excerpt of my book you are going to have to badger the editor of this web site, help me create a web site, move me to Idaho, start a UK Jo fan club, find me an agent, or wait until it gets published! Your choice :-)
Whatever happens I am eternally grateful for this opportunity to connect with you all. I’ve now spent a week in ‘virtual’ Idaho and love it even more…….


You don’t need an agent, publisher or anyone else to put out a book. Do it yourself, promote it yourself and if it’s any good it will sell itself. Also, there are dozens of websites online that can walk you through step by step in setting up a simple website to promote and sell your book. It’s not difficult at all and I know many “computer illterate” folks that have done it. It only takes a little bit of time and determination. Plus, without an agent and publisher, all the proceeds go directly to you. If you already have 2 books completed that’s half the battle. Good luck!

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