Stall Conversation

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I had barely sat down when I heard a voice from the other restroom stall ask, “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I replied in an embarrassed voice, “Doing just fine!”

The other guy said: “So what are you up to?”

I thought it was bizarre, but I replied, “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

I was trying to get out of there as fast as possible when I heard another question, “Can I come over?”

That question was just too weird, but I figured I could be polite and end the conversation. I told him, “No, I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I heard the guy nervously say, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the
other stall who keeps answering all my questions!”

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